"Sailed not as a seaman, but as a traveler..."

"Sailed not as a seaman, but as a traveler..."- Sir Thomas More's Utopia

Friday, February 18, 2011

Overheard in Manila

Image: A jeepney driver with a very particular way of collecting fare

Man 1 - You're leaving already? Didn't you just get here?
Man 2 - Yeah, sorry bro but my wife just texted me. She has malaria.
Man 1 - Do you need a ride to the hospital?
Man 2 - Nah, I've got this. I'll just text you when I have some free time next week.

True story.