Image: A jeepney driver with a very particular way of collecting fare
Man 1 - You're leaving already? Didn't you just get here?
Man 2 - Yeah, sorry bro but my wife just texted me. She has malaria.
Man 1 - Do you need a ride to the hospital?
Man 2 - Nah, I've got this. I'll just text you when I have some free time next week.